While driving in the countryside...
Michele: watch out for the frogs crossing the road!
Me: eh? sure...
Michele: really! it's dangerous! sometimes people with buckets will help them across the road to the water...
Me: sure(sarcastically, why would anyone help treefrogs across the road?)
Me: what the heck is that in the road?!? so BIG!
Michele: A Rospo I told you!
Me: That's a bullfrog!!!(spring time migration) who knew?!?
Michele: By the way, these are NOT the kind you want to eat
Note: A Rospo is actually a toad (but as big as a bullfrog).There are actual roadsign warnings of "Rospo crossing!"
